FUCK YOU, BILL HICKS
"Perhaps I should just take up the military motto of don’t ask, don’t tell—then no one would know how old I was and I could do as I damn well please!"

Girl should get over himself. Where's he been living? Neverland?

MEMO TO BILL HICKS: Make yourself some older friends who can show you that life doesn't end at 40. And take the self-pitying whining to an analyst, not to your readers, 'cause we really, really, really, really don't care.

So sayeth the almost-birthday boy.