Wednesday, December 17, 2003

AND NOW A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF 'THOSE WACKY ROWLANDS!'
It's a difficult Christmas in the Governor's manion for John and Patty: not only has the media discovered that John has been accepting freebies from contractors and his own employees (special guest stars Dabney Coleman and Vanessa Redgrave) and lying about it, but First Step-Son Ryan -- already in trouble for drug possession -- gets busted for egging a father who was trick-or-treating with his children! But after Patty parodies 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' and reclaims the mantle of victimhood, hearts melt across Connecticut and the entire family settles in for a heart-warming Yuletide toast in front of the fireplace... well, except for Ryan, who's firing up a blunt behind the garage. John: John Goodman. Patty: Lisa Kudrow. Ryan: Robert Iler. Grandma Rowland: Cloris Leachman. Joe Lieberman: Joel Grey.