Friday, February 06, 2004

THE FAMOUS AUTHOR'S CLOSE FRIEND: THE FAMOUS CHEF
Country boy Michael Vernon has discovered that he has been the victim of identity theft! Apparently, some random chef has stolen his name and is serving up delectable Asian-ish food. I would guess this is all part of a plot to evade the wrath of the law (in the form of advocates for the ptomaine-stricken), and stick Michael with the liability. Time will tell.

Or maybe... Hmm. Michael's boyfriend 'Andrew' is Asian. Maybe this is an inside job...