POT MOCKS KETTLE
You know, if I was advising the Republican National Committee, and therefore theoretically working to prop up the campaigns of people like President Enron Bush and Vice President Halliburton Cheney, I don't think I'd make a huge deal over John Kerry's enormous wealth. Call me crazy, but I don't think Joe and Jane American are going to play Kerryopoly, then slap their foreheads and exclaim, "The RNC is right! John Kerry is wealthy and out-of-touch! Which means that the Republicans are middle-class and in-touch! How come we never realized that before? Let's hop in the Buick and see if Rumsfeld is hanging out at White Castle!"

And Christine Iverson doesn't seem to be very quick on her feet for a spokeswoman, does she?