I'M RICH RICH RICH!!!
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GREECE OLYMPIC 2004 PROMO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL,
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
ATHENS,GREECE
REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
ATTENTION: RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement of winners of the 2004 GREECE OLYMPIC PROMO LOTTERY, ATHENS, GREECE/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 26TH APRIL 2003.
You are attached to ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with serial number 5073-11 drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37-10-43, and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$950.000. 00 in cash credited to file REF NO.OYL/26510460037/02. This is from total prize money of $80,400,000.00 shared among the Twenty-nine international winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your winning is now deposited with a Finance Company in Utrecht insured in your name.Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent;
MR HOGVED PIETER
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
EQUITY SECURITY, UTRECHT,NEDERLAND
E-mail:: equity@winning.com
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 15TH JUNE 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your Correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely,
MR PAMYOTHY RAMADO
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, GREECE OLYMPIC PROMO LOTTERY,.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Woohoo! I don't know what I should spend my money on first! Wardrobe? A car? Back taxes? It's all so--

"Any breach of confidentiality..."

Shit.

Ah well. Back to work.