TRL QUICKIES

• I'm not voting for Bush, but I still think Ted Rall is a huge, huge, huge asshole.


• This is so much wrong upon wrong. And, perversely, I'm loving every minute of it. If you can get your hands on a dead-tree version of the Post, there's a bonus photo of the doctor-boyfriend meeting the press wearing only his shorts. We're not talking male stripper, okay?


• Hurry back, Palochi. And be strong.


• For the first time in a long... well, ever, I'm jealous of Michael. Soon he'll get to live with his boyfriend, and in a nice apartment, too. I'd better not have to get him a housewarming present.

(There. That should get you through your Thursday morning.)