CHEER UP, BOYS: YOUR DATING OPTIONS ARE ABOUT TO INCREASE TENFOLD
Via Gawker and the imaginations of the fine journalists at the Weekly World News comes this story of an al-Qaeda plot to drop The Big Gay Bomb.

Damn. And here I was just saying that Posh was getting too crowded. Where are we going to put all the newbies? And... ugh... how many times are we going to have to hear their banal coming-out stories? This time, the terrorists may have gone too far.