CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD, PART 613:
BUSH GIRLS GONE WILD

"Besides, since we've graduated from college, we're looking around for something to do for the next few years... Kind of like dad."

"Who is this man they call Dick Cheney?"

"I know it's hard to believe, but our parents' favorite term of endearment for each other is actually Bushy... And we had a hamster, too. Let's just say ours didn't make it."

"But, contrary to what you might read in the papers, our parents are actually kind of cool. They do know the difference between mono and Bono."

Yeah, so I groaned a lot watching Ashley and Mary Kate Jenna and Barbara deliver their made-for-WB-sitcom material. But then came the big payoff, the laugh line that brought down the house:

"Someone who... was there waiting when we came home at curfew."

Bush Twins. Home for curfew. Get it? HAR-DE-HAR-larious!

I'm still laughing this morning.

IN OTHER NEWS REGARDING THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN BUSH-CHENEY TEAM, DRUDGE REPORTS:

"Alan Keyes, the Republican candidate for a vacant U.S. Senate seat in Illinois, said Tuesday that Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is a 'selfish hedonist' because she is a lesbian...

"Asked whether that meant Mary Cheney 'is a selfish hedonist,' Keyes said: 'That goes by definition. Of course she is.'"

Inclusion, party of one. Your table is waiting.