IF YOU GO TO MY BARS, YOU MIGHT GET A NICKNAME
Currently seen out and about in several Manhattan bars:

The Evil Puppeteer
Moochie
Psycho Cutie
The Weeble [Note: this one did fall down]
Heroin Tim
Debbie and Carrie [Note: both male]
Buddy Leno
Claudine Longet [Note: male]

If you think any of the above nicknames were given to you, ummm... you're probably wrong. On the other hand, there are a lot of nicknames I haven't listed.

So have faith. You are not ignored.