Friday, August 27, 2004

WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT
1. Which members of the Posh Smoking Brigade read this blog, and wouldn't mind being mentioned in it. (Hi, Greg!)

2. The proper pronunciation of 'treacle'; followed by, the proper pronunciation of 'treacly.'

3. "What's that guy's name?"

4. It's funny to watch illegally-parked cars being towed.

5. "I'm gonna live to be 85? Yeah, sure. Stupid Time magazine quiz!"

6. "Who are all these people, and what are they doing in our seats?"

7. How one should re-paint a pair of beat-up metal tables found at the curb.

8. It's easier to order a "Rob, Mark, Greg, and Craig" at the bar than remember all those variations of vodka drinks.

9. "Arturo, did you put that picture of the naked woman in your pocket? Or did you throw it out. Tell us the truth."

10. Whether or not Mark sneaked off to have a cigarette.

11. "What is his name? Does anyone even know him?"