Monday, August 23, 2004

DENY! DENY! DENY!
I must set the record straight, since many readers will no doubt think that Vincent Gallo is referring to me when he tells HX magazine:
You hustled? I did do sexual things for money...

Anyone famous? Yes! Yes! Very famous, yes! Let’s say a famous writer who doesn’t have what seems to be an Italian last name but he’s an Italian-American.

It is not true. My taste may not always have been impeccable, but I have never been that drunk. Plus, my lineage is pure Byrnes-Fisher-Beckett-Weisenborn.

Now, I'm not saying that I know anything, but if you think about it, Gallo could be talking about Alan Cappolino Cumming. I'm just sayin'
(Via Gawker)