EXPECTANT MOTHER OF THE YEAR
You know how mothers suddenly develop super-strength and lift cars off their toddlers and all that?

Mellisa [sic] Williamson is not that mother.

Mellisa [sic], if you're reading this, I have a very stern warning to offer you: my mother smoked when she was pregnant with me. Do you really want to have a child like me? No, I didn't think so.

(From Neal Boortz.com, via Trey Givens)