STILL A FEW BUGS IN THE SYSTEM
My college alumni office writes:

Dear Timothy,

Welcome to the latest edition of the Alumni newsletter. We are proud that we have been able to reach over 50% of our Alumni subscribers and hope to continue that success in the future. Let us know what you think, your feedback is welcome.

Yup. BMOC. That's me.

In related news, guess which college isn't getting a check from me.