Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Those zany Republican Senate candidates are at it again:
The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent... Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?"

In the meantime, and on a much more humorous note, it turns out that one of those Republican Congressmen who got all hot and bothered over Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction was guilty of his own nekkid youthful indiscretion.

Related Scary Republican Senate Candidate Items:
Mel Martinez of Florida
Alan Keyes of Maryland Illinois
Jim DeMint of South Carolina

Tell me again... why is it you believe that civilized people should vote Republican? I'm not getting it.