IT'S THE MOST MISERABLE TIME OF THE YEAR
Oh dear. I just realized that it's December again. Bad things tend to happen to me in December. I don't know why this is... it just is.

Then again, the way things have gone over the past year, I may have burned off enough bad karma to keep this December relatively drama-free. That would be nice.

If you want to help me hedge my bets this December, though, remember that I have a birthday in seven days. More important information can be found here.