EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN
I'm sorry; I hate to be a nag about these things, but this is just fucking inexcusable:

"Nirvana in Ptown: Gus Van Zant gives Kurt Cobain the bio treatment. Hedda Lettuce misplaces her prostate. Oprah’s raps Hermès in Paris."

Today's assignment: tell me what is glaringly wrong about the above headline/sub-head. (And -- lest you think I'm jumping on a typo -- let me add that the glaring error is repeated at least four more times in the article.)

Then tell me how many times I should bitch-slap the writer and editor as punishment.