OFFICIAL DENIAL
I have held back on this announcement for a few days, hoping that the gossip would just go away, but it appears I will have to address it.

For the record, I have not been having gay homosexual sex with Tom Cruise, or Rob Thomas, or Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas.

I can understand why you won't let the rumors die, because those are sort of hot mental images, but none of it happened. To the best of my knowledge, Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas have never even had a gay homosexual thought in their lives. Probably.

But thanks for thinking of me!