WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
A few reasons why people around the world want to be just like Americans:

1. Because we try to hold our institutions to the same high standards we set for personal responsibility;

2. Because we know and respect the role of law enforcement (via God's Undies); and

3. Because we value political stability.


By the way... presented without comment, except to note that the GINOs ("Gay In Name Only") certainly have an interesting world view. (Also they insert asides such as '*grin*' with annoying frequency, but that's a personal bitch on my part.)