THAT'S IT, ROB. STICK WITH OUR COVER STORY
If you didn't believe me a few weeks ago when I denied the Famous Author Rob Byrnes/Famous Singer Rob Thomas/Famous Whack-Job Tom Cruise rumors, I now have some supporting evidence: FSRT is also denying the rumors.

Now please stop bothering me and asking me for comments. I will no longer indulge your curiosity, or read your salacious fan-fiction... beyond the first few pages.

Thank you.