DREAM JOB
I would never retire if I was the person in charge of watching television and counting the gay characters. I would never complain. I would never be late, or leave early.

True, I would contribute next to nothing to society, but I would find a way to sleep at night.


(My next most-desired job would be copy-editor at 365gay.com, where one need not be particular if a person's name is 'Romine' or 'Romaine.' But you knew I was going to write that...)