THE BLIZZARD NOR'EASTER OF AUGHT-SIX
We got snow in New York over the weekend. Did you hear?

Let me tell you something: this was the most horrendous storm I've ever had to endure. It didn't just result in extreme hardship... I thought I was going to die!

Yes, die!

It took me almost an hour to get from my apartment to the bar last night! Oh, God, why do you hate me?!!