WHENEVER I THINK THAT MY LIFE SUCKS...
You know that stereotypical guy who lives in his parents' basement and recites the dialogue along with Star Trek, which is on his tiny television with the dying picture tube 24/7? And he's never had sex, and never will, and no longer even considers it a life option? And his only friend is a huge dork, and even the huge dork thinks he's a loser? And he wears socks with sandals? And he's 43 years old and still puts together Godzilla models when he isn't watching Star Trek?

Well, now that guy has someone he can feel superior to. Because at least the Sterotypical Guy has indoor plumbing.