WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
What have I done? I've been updating every day, and with real content! But my readership has dropped by roughly 30% this week.

I'm beginning to think you only love me when I'm being snarky and mean. Well, fear not... the old Famous Author Rob Byrnes will be back late next week.

(Or sooner, if I hear you repeat the phrase 'the old Famous Author Rob Byrnes.)