PUTTING THE BEST FACE ON 'GAY'
Okay, I know that we're not supposed to take Queerty too seriously, but still:

The report doesn’t reveal if bulging biceps and an ass of steel are also important physical health benefits. But we can't think of much else that would help any queer land a man and, in turn, a walk down the aisle.

Oh, I can think of something else! How about a personality that's less vapid than the average Queerty item!

Christ, that place makes Jessica Simpson look like a philosopher.

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