TOM CRUISE GETS PERSONAL?
Okay, we don't actually know if it's him or not, but -- over at Boing Boing -- there's speculation that the definitely non-homosexual male half of TomKat has taken issue with a Fark link.

Small penis's? I definitely need that wife-beater.

UPDATE: And speaking of Fark, how drunk was this Farker when he or she sent in this item? Dare I speculate that the Farker in question works for 365gay.com? (Cheap shot taken because that's what I do.)

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: The misspelling of Cheney (as 'Chaney') has been corrected, but the comments live on, as does the misspelling of 'victim.' Once again, I intend to take credit for this, whether I deserve it or not.