RACHEL, RACHEL
Barnes & Noble -- the dot-com version, at least -- seems to think I need a co-author. Either that, or they think that Rachel Spencer is my drag name. My very boring drag name. Come on, B&N.com, everyone knows that my drag name is Vera Similitude! Get with the program!

(Meanwhile, can I get a big WTF here? Google and I have no clue whatsoever how this happened, but we don't much like it.)