THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY...
... to get some ink out of this.

PORN AND PREPPIES DON'T MIX
June 20, 2006 -- MADISON Avenue preppie-duds boutique owner Andrew Parker has broken up with his porn star girlfriend Heather Pink - jeopardizing the release of "Trust Fund Sluts," an X-rated flick based on the fictionalized love lives of real Manhattan socialites.
Pink tells Page Six that Parker dumped her on Memorial Day after his mother learned that Parker had been financing the production of "Trust Fund Sluts" on his credit card, which Pink says Parker's mom pays for.

I just have to think creatively. Think, dammit, think!