SMALL GRAVATAR SYNDROME
So I broke down the other day and got myself a Gravatar, which -- in the past several hours -- has popped up wherever Gravatars are allowed. Like here in Stan-O-Rama's comments, or here at The Malcontent.

But it's so damn small. I mean, I'm not a size queen, but still, you can hardly tell it's a person, let alone a drop-dead gorgeous one.

I think I need a new symbol. Here, culled from my fabulous photo collection, are a few options, in all their 80 pixel-by-80 pixel glory:

The 'I Want to Be Taken Seriously' Look

The 'Will He Ever Stop Using This Photo?' Look

The 'Accoutrements' Look

I dunno. There's not a lot you can do with 80-by-80. Maybe I need a professional.