HOW SOON THEY FORGET
Say you're a guy like Randy Mastro, who has served as a high-profile Deputy Mayor for the City of New York, a member of the CUNY Board of Directors, and close, close friend of Rudy.

How do you think it feels if you're Randy Mastro and you wake up one morning, pick up your copy of the New York Post, and see that the paper's State Editor has called you Randy Maestro? Not once, but each of the five times he used your name.

Humbling, ain't it?

And that will teach Fred Dicker to stop watching Seinfeld repeats while his attention should be focused on his keyboard.