LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDED MORE TIME ON THE JERSEY SHORE
Today, The Gay American's official portrait was unveiled in Trenton (Towleroad: "Former New Jersey Governor James McGreevey is Hung". Get it? Get it? Get it?) My invitation must have been delayed in the mail due to this whole Gerald R. Ford NecroHoliday.

Anyway, here is the finished product:



Creepy. And he's awfully pale. Then again, those halogen lamps at the truckstops are never very complimentary...