SO I'M READING GAWKER AND...

As long as we're wanging it up today, we may as well mention the recent cockfight between The New Republic's Michael Crowley and famous author Michael Crichton...

What?

"(F)amous (A)uthor Michael Crichton?!" WTF is that all about?!

Okay, Gawkerites, that's it. We're throwing down.





Then again, maybe I'm being too harsh. After all, Gawker is obviously taking its cue from the other gay media outlets, who are finally heeding my call that they publicize unknown heterosexual writers with no discernible gay content, like Crichton, rather than overexposed gay writers.

Yeah... that's probably it...

Just remember: "Reading Is Hot!"