Tuesday, March 13, 2007

My dear friends, I regret to inform you that Parody is officially dead.

The hemorrhaging began last week, when O.J. Simpson suggested that he might be Anna Nicole's baby-daddy.

We thought Parody was rallying, but earlier today it took a turn for the worse when The Gay American announced that he was going to sue his ex-wife for child support.

Still, we had hope.

But then... *sob* ... then this came along, and there was nothing left to Parody.

Now all we can do is wait for the blinding flash of light, and pray fervently that death will wrap us in its gentle embrace.