GETTING TO KNOW ME
Spurred by recent news stories -- and with an intense desire to know how closely I'm related to the Obama-Cheney family -- I signed onto Ancestry.com last night and started to create my family tree. Before I hit a wall, the program actually helped me fill in some long-lost details (grandparental dates of birth and death, for example), but then... nothing.

Lending credence to the charge that I'm not as fully evolved as the rest of you.