IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S THE NEW YORK POST
This story would be tragic -- tragic enough to make me curl up in the fetal position for a few decades -- if not for this classic quote:

"(T)he odds of us trying to buy the site are between zero and negative numbers."

You would think that Conde Nast could afford to set aside one room at 4 Times Square, rent some monkeys and typewriters, and develop their own Queerty-like content.

But just in case there is any meat to these rumors, an aside to Conde Nast: you can buy my blog cheap.

I'll even throw in a few monkeys.