Wednesday, April 02, 2008

OR YOU COULD JUST CALL 911 YOURSELF
Maybe it's me, but if I were in the middle of murderous carnage -- not to mention being on deck -- I don't think this is the course of action I would take:
As Valentine hacked at his wife, Suarez frantically sent a text message to a relative saying Cuadrado was dead and asking the relative to call the police, a law-enforcement source said.
Then again, I am a fossil. If I were in Suarez's position, I would have written a letter.