PICTURE THIS CAPTION
I was about to archive my Sent Messages when I came across an e-mail I wrote on October 1, 2004 (meaning, yes, I am way overdue on archiving Sent Messages.) A friend had asked for captions for attached photos now lost to the Gods of Outlook. My submissions:
1. “After seeing a photograph of Gotham City’s newest arch-fiend – Suburban Guy – Batman decided that he could, in fact, afford to take two full weeks of vacation.”I crack myself up, even though I no longer remember what pictures went with the captions. If you have one that would fit, send it to me and we'll try to match these up.
2. “Dude, where’s my dignity?”