PICTURE THIS CAPTION
I was about to archive my Sent Messages when I came across an e-mail I wrote on October 1, 2004 (meaning, yes, I am way overdue on archiving Sent Messages.) A friend had asked for captions for attached photos now lost to the Gods of Outlook. My submissions:

1. “After seeing a photograph of Gotham City’s newest arch-fiend – Suburban Guy – Batman decided that he could, in fact, afford to take two full weeks of vacation.”

2. “Dude, where’s my dignity?”

I crack myself up, even though I no longer remember what pictures went with the captions. If you have one that would fit, send it to me and we'll try to match these up.