YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

From the in-box:

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: hooperlee34@yahoo.com

I am Mr. Hooper Lee, at present I am suffering from throat cancer and have a hole in the heart.

- Hooper Lee

That's it. No request for money... no connections to shady banks or dictators... just throat cancer and a hole in the heart.

So obviously this one is legitimate. Now where's my checkbook?

Bonus: I loved To Kill a Mockingbird, and hate to think its author has a hole in the heart.