YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
From the in-box:
I have a new email address!That's it. No request for money... no connections to shady banks or dictators... just throat cancer and a hole in the heart.
You can now email me at: email@example.com
I am Mr. Hooper Lee, at present I am suffering from throat cancer and have a hole in the heart.
- Hooper Lee
So obviously this one is legitimate. Now where's my checkbook?
Bonus: I loved To Kill a Mockingbird, and hate to think its author has a hole in the heart.