Sunday, August 02, 2009


Remember the fun we used to have? Yeah... good times. So if we can have fun with my spam, theirs should be fair game, too. Presenting...

Dearest Beloved in Christ Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Doctor Nurly Uhruji, a doctor at the Kenya Medical Centre in Mombasa, Kenya, wich is a hospital at which I am a doctor. I bring you good wishes for your health and wellbeing as well as those of your wives and childrens and trheir childrens and your aunts and uncles also.

I write to you today about great American controversy about your president Barack Obama's birth certificate. In Kenya we are proud thate your americn president Obama is Kenyan, and we do not understand why he rejects his birthright. Nonetheless, we have been silent about this matter for discretionry reasons, because we do not want to compromise a great Kenyan as he prepares to rule the world for all Kenyans and Muslins.

Unfortunately, however, my wife has died in a suspicious plane crah with the president of Burndi, leaving me with twelve small children to raise, all under age 8. Therefore I need money. However, I am not asking you for funds as donation, but in exchange I can give you the original Barack Hussein Muhammed Killwhitey Obama birth certificate as filed in Kenya Medical Centre in Mombasa Kenya, where I work as a doctor.Please note that this is not a "Certificate of Live Birth" or something equally shady or criminal. It is in fact a long-form birth certificate.

I will take this document at great risk of serious injury or even death, leaving my children orphans who will have to ask for funds on the internt, but I would like to be adequately compensated for my risk. Therefor, if you want to receive this document, please prepare to wire $10,000,000.00 to me as soon as you can. Otherwise, I will have to send e-mail to Glenn Beck.

Sincerely, Doctor Nurly Uhruji

What do you know... sometimes this approach seems to work!