I'LL TAKE BIZARRE FOR $500, ALEX, AND JUST GIVE ME THE DAILY DOUBLE

The blog that no one reads -- that would be this one -- has had dozens of hits tonight. All because seven weeks ago I got pissed off and Twitter-baited some homophobic assholes.

I have no idea what that's about -- or why they even linked back to me, unless they felt that I was some sort of example of the evil that would befall the good people of Florida if the LGBT community was to, oh, be treated with some respect -- but I'll take the recognition.

This blog hasn't been this popular since "salad tossing" and "Lindsay Lohan's boobs" were all the rage. But we were all so much younger and innocent then...