ONLY IN CINDY ADAMS, KIDS! ONLY IN CINDY ADAMS...

In her column today, drooling-old-lady-with-a-press pass-and-dementia Cindy Adams appears to have caught a case of Giuliani Syndrome:

And thanks to Obama, you now have to schlep little four-ounce containers of everything. The mouthwash, hairspray, deodorant, skin freshener. Assorted thimbles of water. My carry-on looks like a medicine man's sample case.

Because the 9/11 attacks happened on Obama's watch. I read that on the Internet, so it must be true.

Also? Not to be mean or anything, but even without the TSA rules, I think Cindy's carry-on would have to look like a medicine man's sample case. Just sayin'.