HEY, SEXY MILITARY!

Much as I appreciate the work that our men and women in the military do for our nation and the world, can we get off the "military fetishism" kick? The constant thoughts about hot sweaty butch men bunking together and eventually sticking Slot A into Tab B because they can't stop their primitive desires... the deep yearning heaving under their well developed pecs...

No, I don't mean you, gay porn sites.

I mean the Right Wing.