TOOTHLESS SQUIRREL CALLED RABID
The Valley Family Forum, located somewhere in Virginia I don't want to go, deems The Advocate to be "offensive," and want it taken off the shelves.

The members of the Valley Family Forum don't get out much, do they?

This week's hard-hitting subversive news from The Advocate:
There's Gay Stuff in Cirque du Soleil
Siegried and Roy ("Roy Horn: The Other White Meat"(t)) Are Homos