NEW YORK IS SUCH A FRIENDLY PLACE
The scene: West 52nd Street near Ninth Avenue. Early evening.
The players: Famous Author Rob Byrnes, Michael Vernon, Little Old Lady.
Rob and Michael walk toward Therapy.
Rob: We'd better have a quick cigarette before we go in the bar.
Michael: Good idea.
Rob and Michael light up as they continue down the sidewalk. Little Old Lady approaches from the opposite direction and sees cigarettes in their hands.
Little Old Lady: Why don't you shoot yourself! Why don't you just take a gun and shoot yourself.
Rob and Michael shrug and continue smoking as Little Old Lady stalks off, glaring at them over her shoulder.
Michael: What was that about?
Rob and Michael shrug again, finish their cigarettes, and discuss whether or not the encounter was blog-worthy. The End.