ON CINCO DE MAYO I MERELY GOT DRUNK AND CHATTY WITH A COUPLE OF OLDER WOMEN. NEXT YEAR, I'LL HAVE TO SET MY SIGHTS HIGHER
I'm glad I didn't have any liquids in my mouth when I came across this.
Poor Dan. He should've just gone to Union Square!
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I am a fantastic guy and everyone loves me and my mother says I'm not as obnoxious in person as I seem to be when blogging. Also, I'm very modest.