THE LESBIANS ARE COMING! THE LESBIANS ARE COMING!
Never before has the phrase "a Champagne Brunch" sounded so malevolent. Eeek! Read what those sweet good ol' GOPers have uncovered in North Carolina. It is nothing short of scandalous that a known lesbian is running for public office down there. If she gets elected, no one's children will be safe and sessions of the State Senate will probably open with some Wiccan lesbian devil-dance or something! Why, I'd bet even that Sapphic novelist Lynne Cheney wouldn't object to this outing!

On a more serious note, this makes me all the more eager to see what Mike Rogers has in store in the upcoming hours. Allegedly, it involves... a very prominent North Carolina Republican. Gee... that would be a shame, wouldn't it? Heh. Heh. Heh.

(Via the comments section of BlogActive)