I'M ALL ABOUT THE FAME (BUT YOU KNEW THAT)
In the past few hours, search engines have brought people here looking for:

Famous Political Figures in New York
(Yahoo ranking: #4, as of this moment)
kerry supporters famous
(Yahoo ranking: #21)

But before I get too cocky about finally getting recognition as the Famous Author I say I am, I should keep these other web searches in mind:

wasabi peas safe in pregnancy
(Google ranking: #6)
"salad tossing party"
(Google ranking... YES! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!)

TRL: Your Information Center for Salad-Tossing Parties. I am so proud.