PRESIDENT BUSH IS RIGHT, AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM YOU ARE UNAMERICAN, WEAK, COWARDLY, AND PROBABLY A TERRORIST OR TERRORIST-SYMP
There has been a lot of griping on the Internets about the policies of President George W. Bush, who is perhaps our greatest national leader ever. The problem is that everyone wants to nitpick, but no one looks at the big picture.

When you are President of the United States, you are also Supreme Leader of the Free World. In that position, there are a lot of big, big issues you have to deal with. Like war and the economy and taxes and tsunamis and protecting marriage from homos and one of the Koreas. As the President of the United States/Supreme Leader of the Free World often says, "It's hard work."

All of you bloggers -- as well as the 64 American people, none of them of Asian descent, without blogs -- have to take a step back and look at the big picture. No, make that the BIG PICTURE. To be an effective PUS/SLFW. you need vision, and leadership abilities, and, generally speaking, good hair. It does not help the cause of America if every single American starts griping about his or her own priorities. We must follow the lead of the PUS/SLFW and his close advisors, because they've really been thinking hard about what things they should do, and often work so hard they have to eat lunch at their desks.

Whining about the war or gay marriage or the economy or the budget deficit... well, that's just not helpful. It's divisive and counter-productive. Do you think that makes the PUS/SLFW happy? Well, it doesn't. It makes him sad. It makes Dick and Condi sad, too. So stop it.

I am here to tell you right now that this blogger believes that 'My PUS/SLFW, Right or Wrong' is more than a slogan. It's a moral value I believe in.

So clean up your acts, y'all.

Thank you for your time and attention. I'll check in later when I get back from the bank.