IF AFTERNOON DRINKING WAS MY BATTING AVERAGE, I'D BE AN ALL-STAR
I really don't believe in drinking before Happy Hour. It isn't conducive to a productive work day. So how is it that in the past seven working days, I've cocktailed during lunch three times?

Oh yeah. No willpower. That's how.

It's good I'm so kick-ass at my job. For your sake, that is. Because you'd be deprived of all that TRL has to offer if I was living in a refrigerator box next to the Holland Tunnel.

Now, where did I put that corkscrew...