ONCE AGAIN, MY EXOTICISM SUFFERS
I swear to God, if you people keep coming out of the closet -- in the process making me just one of millions of boring gay people -- I'm going to do something crazy to set myself apart. Like become a Mormon. Or a Bush voter.

All I want is to be different, okay? Unique! Quirky, without being threatening except to Southern Baptists! Why are you making this so hard?

LESBIAN-TYPE 'MO