Tuesday, February 01, 2005

You see, love doesn't mean love. Love is a code word. The 'mos use the word love because saying what we really mean -- that we want to sodomize Boy Scouts and make crystal meth mandatory in grade school and turn middle-aged housewives into sex slaves for Ellen and Rosie -- would be socially unacceptable.

At least, it would be socially unacceptable now. But give us a few years and... But wait -- I've said too much already.

I hate it when the Right Wing sees through our subterfuge. That means we've spent months of work implementing the Gay Agenda that must all be discarded.

The Right Wing was clever to hire an escapee from the lesbian sex slave prison camp. What better way to discover the truth than by flipping an insider? But when we brainwash the population and make everyone gay, Melissa Fryrear will discover the penalty for treason.

In the meantime, we have work to do. I'll see you at our top secret meeting hall at 7:00 tonight. The password is 'Aguilera.'

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